It's an outrage.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Go get your stickiness back right now

“You have to look at why sex was created,” Eric Love, the director of the East Texas Abstinence Program, which runs Virginity Rules, said one day, the sounds of Christian contemporary music humming faintly in his Longview office. “Sex was designed to bond two people together.”

To make the point, Mr. Love grabbed a tape dispenser and snapped off two fresh pieces. He slapped them to his filing cabinet and the floor; they trapped dirt, lint, a small metal bolt. “Now when it comes time for them to get married, the marriage pulls apart so easily,” he said, trying to unite the grimy strips. “Why? Because they gave the stickiness away.”

They gave the stickiness away. Dear God, where did it go? It's an outrage.

Comments:
Rules are meant to be broken, Mr. Love. If that is, in fact, your real name.
 
oh no, the stickiness doesn't go away. the libido might...
 
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