Somebody needs to be kicked off the island

"Until 'Survivor' host Jeff Probst sat in on casting sessions for the CBS reality series's new edition, in which competitors were picked and put into "tribes" based on their ethnic background, he had not realized that 'Asian' includes Japanese, Koreans and Chinese and that they do not necessarily like each other as a matter of ethnic solidarity."

What? Probst, have you ever heard of a little fight called World War II? I don't care if you grew up in Wichita. You're an outrage.

Don't Hassel the Hoff?

Did everyone else know that David Hasselhoff is popular in Europe and is currently doing an Australian tour? How could you keep this from me? This video was made in 1993 and it's no joke. Don't get me wrong -- it's hysterical. But it's an outrage.

America vs. The World

Today, my outrage is seriously outrageous, and it's posted here. My good friends B Buck and Gordon the Gnome graciously allow me spout-off space on their incredibly intelligent and funny blog. That's not an outrage.