Somebody needs to be kicked off the island

"Until 'Survivor' host Jeff Probst sat in on casting sessions for the CBS reality series's new edition, in which competitors were picked and put into "tribes" based on their ethnic background, he had not realized that 'Asian' includes Japanese, Koreans and Chinese and that they do not necessarily like each other as a matter of ethnic solidarity."

What? Probst, have you ever heard of a little fight called World War II? I don't care if you grew up in Wichita. You're an outrage.