A scene of outrage from this morning

RCN Internet tech guy: I have no idea why this isn't working.
Me: Well, what are we going to do about that?
RCN Internet tech guy: You need to get a computer person.
Me: Aren't you a computer person?
RCN Internet tech guy:

And scene.

So, umm, anyone know a computer person? RCN doesn't seem to have any.