It's an outrage.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

God help us

We have to collectively mourn a day when hell freezes over, and Kevin Federline appears to be more responsible than another human being. And he wears socks with flip-flops. It's an outrage.
Comments:
You know what's an outrage?

Site Meters.

I think I might head over to your British counterpart's blog, where at least I know Big Brother isn't tracking my mouse clicks!
 
??? Who can hate the site meter? It only wants whats best for you. How can it love on you if it doesn't know where you are? Enough with the histrionics. I only worry that smut sites will e-mail my boss. Awkward!
 
"How can it love on you if it doesn't know where you are?"

It looks like it's too late here.

My response to that would have to be the final quote from George Orwell's "1984":

"He gazed up at the enormous face.
Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache.
O cruel, needless misunderstanding!
O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast!
Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished.
He had won the victory over himself.
He loved Big Brother."

Sincerely,

A Reader in Gaithersburg, MD using Microsoft WinXP operating system, Internet Explorer 6.0 browser and a 1024 x 768 monitor with 32 bit color depth (as Site Meter already knows).
 
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