Doritos and the FCC suck

This commercial was one of the five winners in a Super Bowl commercial contest. A few Super Bowls ago, Janet Jackson's bare breast was a national scandal. Now, it's fine to insinuate that a checkout lady has just given a blow job to a customer as long as her cleavage stays tucked in her uniform.

It's the kind of thing that makes me want to become a NOW girl. It's an outrage.