It's an outrage.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

When the perfect becomes the enemy of the good

This calf was the product of artificial insemination in Rural Retreat,Va., which was supposed to create a genetically superior cow.

"The calf has two lower jaws, but only one mouth. The calf breathes out of two noses and has two tongues, which move independently... . There appears to be a single socket containing two eyes where the heads split. ... The calf has two lower jaws, but only one mouth."

Boy, that sounds comfortable.

"Bob James, a professor in the dairy science department at Virginia Tech, says that such births are unusual. James said the abnormality could be caused by a developmental problem or a genetic quirk."

Two-faced cows aren't born everyday? No, it couldn't have been a developmental problem or a genetic quirk. That would be crazy. And it would be even crazier that people are flocking to Rural Retreat to see the freak show. And it would be an outrage.
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