I pee on toilet seats

Lately, urine has been the topic of some conversations. So for my good friend Beth, and others who will remain nameless, I'd like to express outrage at the people who have an obvious lack of respect for humanity when pee is left on toilet seats. Clearly, all the poems in the world taped to the inside of bathroom stalls aren't working. We need a new approach. Anybody? Anybody?

Well, at least Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up is fighting for the cause.

I'm mostly super pissed I didn't think of these products first. I could be lying on a Bermuda beach and peeing in the ocean. It's an outrage.