Hillary For Homecoming Queen

You've got to be kidding me. She's the first viable, female candidate for the presidency in the history of the union, and her campaign sign displays only her first name in the lead type, as if she is running for Homecoming queen instead of trying to be elected the leader of the free world. There's even a section called, "Hillary's Story." Maybe her husband should take the cue and change the name of his foundation to the "Bill Foundation," whose Web site now hosts the biography of William J. Clinton.

Yes, I know her last name has some negative connotations for some, or many, many, people. And there could be people who would confuse her with that other Clinton who was recently president. It was a big problem for George W. Bush.

What if she wins? Are we going to call her President Hillary? I wonder what President Bill or President George would think about that. It's an outrage.