Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Oh. No.
Updated: There's only two things that could make Election Day an even better day than it already is and those, of course, were Britney Spears and Harry Reid.
[Reid] spent most of the momentous day in his Senate office, waiting. Just after 2 p.m., he finally heard some actual news: Britney Spears was filing for divorce.
Alrighty then. A couple years ago, I was sitting among Peace Corps friends in a far away land and we were pouring over the stacks of various trash magazines that had been sent to us. The news of Spears' recent nuptials were all over the covers, and we started taking casual bets on how long the lovebirds would last. I bet two years. Oh, yes.“Britney Spears,” Mr. Reid said, shaking his head. “She loses a little weight, and now she’s getting all cocky about things.” He added, “Britney has gotten her mojo back.”
The problem now is that none of us can remember what we bet, if anything. I guess we should have written it down.
But, if true, Spears has easily leaped the expanse from classless spectacle to classless outrage with this report. I Wnt to Dvrce U? I think future generations will point to Dec. 3, 1992 as the day civilization began its downfall. It's an outrage.
Posted by J.B. West
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What's an outrage is that Britney rose to stardom despite having a horrible boob job. Only slutty teens with good boob jobs should be allowed to become superstars. The lack of attention to quality in this country disgusts me.
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