Saturday, May 26, 2007

And?

Lincoln is Katie's lover, but I don't care. Cell turnover was wasted on figuring this out.

You're kidding, right? Did he also have a cramp in his leg during the Gettysburg Address? If we don't know yet, let's sick some university professors on the case immediately. They clearly need a heftier workload.

It's an outrage.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:09 PM

    Abe Lincoln is hot, with his craggly face. Small pox is also hot.

    Sincerely,


    A READER

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  2. Hot? Yes. From Illinois? Negative. They also stole our state bird And that, my friend, is the true outrage.

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  3. Anonymous6:06 PM

    State birds:

    Cardinal - Illinois
    Cardinal - Indiana
    Cardinal - Kentucky
    Cardinal - North Carolina
    Cardinal - Ohio
    Cardinal - Virginia
    Cardinal - West Virginia

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